So, here is my review of The Dark Knight, from a clown-hater's perspective:
- Heath Ledger is the best Joker ever. And he really didn't frighten me much from a clown perspective - partially because I just kept telling myself it was Heath Ledger under all that makeup. Also, he was just a scary character, and would have been whether or not he was in creepy makeup. That was one really bad Bad Guy - the scariest kind of bad guy, who's not motivated by anything other than wanting to create chaos.
- I did spend a LOT of time hiding from clown masks, though. (There are three things I'm really afraid of: clowns, masks and storms. This movie had two out of three.) I felt like I missed a lot of the movie because of it. Brock was really good about warning me when I might not want to watch, but I felt like that happened pretty often.
- Two-Face actually freaked me out more than anything in the movie. And since he figures prominently in the last quarter of the movie, I didn't watch a lot of it. I listened to it, at least.
- I thought the film, overall, was really excellent. It didn't feel like a comic book movie at all. It just felt like a scary movie about Good vs. Evil and Order vs. Chaos. So I can see why people are saying it's one of the best movies ever. The story was really good, and there was a lot of suspense, and the chase scene through Lower Wacker (called Lower Fifth in the movie) was awesome.
- Speaking of Lower Wacker, it was cool watching the movie and recognizing all the stuff in Chicago.
- The "disappearing pencil trick" was amusing. Disturbing, but amusing.
- Maggie Gyllenhaal was way better as Rachel Dawes than Katie Holmes was. Sorry, Katie.
- Christian Bale is hot.
- It should have an R rating. Brock and I were talking about this, and we're sure it got a PG-13 because there's virtually no bad language and you really don't see a lot of blood or anything. But it's pretty intense and scary. I don't see how anything with that many bombs and fire and scary stuff can NOT be rated R.
If you do have a problem with clowns, just get it on DVD and watch it with someone who's already seen it so they can tell you when to cover your eyes. :)
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This has nothing to do with The Dark Knight, but I wanted to post a little poem for my friend, Jessie. Ahem...
When things are rough,
And the going gets tough;
Life seems to get you down.
Nothing's going your way,
You're having bad days
And you're constantly wearing a frown.
Just remember a little strife
Gets you where you are in life
And makes you who you are.
Someone who's got the stuff
To get back up when it gets rough
And shines brighter than a star.
The end.
My friend Jessie just needs to know that sometimes life really sucks, but she's fabulous and is a strong, brave, wonderful person.
My friend Jen is awesome. :) And I am jealous that she can write poems off the top of her head in just a few minutes.
i still wish Katie Holmes had stayed on board as Rachel Dawes for the Dark Knight; it was as though all that time spent getting familiar with her character in Batman Begins was lost...
I agree that it's always weird when the actor playing a character changes...but at least Katie Holmes and Maggie Gyllenhaal look a lot alike. All I know is that if Rachel Dawes, played by Katie Holmes, had been in mortal peril in this film, I believe I would have cared significantly less. :)
This is not to say I have anything necessarily against Katie Holmes. I totally admit to watching a lot of Dawson's Creek in college.
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